seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

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dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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my-day-dreaming-world breadmaakesyoufat
bestof4chan-lel roaminromans

frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

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horse-ebook:

darrynek:

*picks up banana* hello

its your son. he is dead

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